(Sad Jack Sparrow imitator via Gizmodo)
The Philadelphia Eagles beat the best darn winless team in the NFL on Sunday, when they handed the Tampa Bay Buccaneers a 31-20 loss. The Eagles are finally at .500, and sitting pretty atop the worst division in football along with the Dallas Cowboys. And, oh, hey, look at who the Birds play this week…
- Nick Foles loves Tampa Bay. LOVES IT. He just bought a house down there after posting another 4 touchdowns. And by house, I actually mean strip club. There aren’t actual homes in Tampa Bay.
- LeSean McCoy with another 116 yards, no big deal. Shady’s leading the NFL with 630 on the year. He’s pretty okay.
- Did you notice that DeSean Jackson is number two in the NFL in receiving yards behind Jimmy Graham with 589? Swag city. He scares teams into punting out of bounds, he’s already caught 5 touchdowns. Djacc is pretty damn good you guys.
- A 100+ yard day for Riley Cooper. That’s got to be a typo. Stop feeding me lies and fiction.